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Understand that you are solely responsible for the way that this information is perceived and utilized, and do so at your own risk. In no way will JohnKeeler.org be responsible for any actions taken, injuries, or other difficulties that might arise due to the woodworking, finishing, do it yourself modding plus any and all advice contained within.

Yes, that means any and all difficulties: Bouts of uncontrollable farting, long walks on the beach, reducing your computer OS to a bunch of garbled letters amidst a blue backdrop, cupping your hand over your ass–farting–then quickly raising your hand to your nose and sniffing, getting caught stealing pumpkins, snorting Pixie sticks, looking at someone sideways, blowing bagels, rendering a guitar completely inoperable, finding yourself clinging to a telephone pole with a banjo laughing uncontrollably at 2am, finding yourself clinging to a fire hydrant and yelling “BAS RAL PANG!” over and over again, yelling “BAS RAL PANG!” in a shopping mall where it will really echo, yelling “BAS RAL PANG!” in a Gamestop store while the employee fiddles with the computer for a half hour and asks if you want a Brady game guide with that (have you ever yelled BAS RAL PANG? if not, you really ought to give it a try sometime it’s quite liberating, perhaps even holistic), watching Beavis and Butt Head while eating macaroni and cheese on a Monday afternoon when you should be working, throwing rocks at houses and cars, ruining the meal once again for the whole family, performing a Dutch Oven on your significant other, cutting a nightmarish burnt plastic fart where everyone can smell it, slowing the computer down with viruses, going to the polls on election day and choosing the opposite candidate you chose in every bracket because it “feels different,” smearing peas on the ceiling, eating brown peas off the ceiling, staring at Corfu the rare electrocuted Strawberry Crab on top of this page until you lose your eyesight, copying, pasting then printing a wallet sized picture of Corfu the rare electrocuted Strawberry Crab and placing it in your wallet or purse for safekeeping and general showing to others, getting caught beating the chicken and several other unfortunate mishaps and possible maladies.